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EVER WONDERED HOW YOU PREDICT MOST OF THE THINGS IN LIFE BECAUSE YOU’RE A FRIKKIN’ GENIUS?
Monday, August 26, 2019 IST
EVER WONDERED HOW YOU PREDICT MOST OF THE THINGS IN LIFE BECAUSE YOU’RE A FRIKKIN’ GENIUS?

It's time you use your bhavishya predicting ability to the fullest!

 
 

There are very few things in life that'll make you feel as powerful as Thanos. One of those is definitely the sound of you saying "I told you so." Especially when you predicted something that miraculously came true against everybody's expectations. That one moment makes you feel like you can literally conquer the world because you're so good at forseeing all the bad decisions you'll probably make.
 
Here are some instances, where your innate bhavishya predicting ability leaps out:
 
1. When you tell your friends, "Yeh Goa ka plan kabhi nahi banega."
 
 
Remember the painstaking research and itinerary your friends made, along with the infamous WhatsApp group named 'Goa BOyzZ'? Amidst all the excitement, you told your friends how you felt it might never materialize because "permission nahi milne wala". And instead of being thankful for your foresight, your friends have usually complained about it. Of course. Who wants a kaali zabaan in their group, right?
 
2. When you predicted your friend's dating life
 
 
When your friend cribbed about being single, you were the only person to notice sparks between him and his 'best friend'. But when you pointed it out like a true cupid, he laughed it off. Only to find both of them holding hands in the college canteen a few days later. 
 
Guess who is going to be their jyotish when they get married, eh?
 
3. When you knew exactly when and why your best friend will throw a tantrum 
 
 
It was a great day and you had a great plan with your BFF, but just before heading out together, a little voice in your head told you they're going to throw a fit because you saw their status update at 4 AM last night complaining how tough life is treating them. And that's exactly when your phone rings with your best friend sounding pissed off. It's almost like you can predict moods too!

 
 

4. When you predict every god damned score in a cricket match without really revealing how you manage to do it
 
 
There are kids, adults and then there's you. Your prediction abilities actually increase tenfold when you are watching a cricket match. When the whole room is screaming "out", you slyly say "six", and the latter comes true, well then you know you are gifted or just plain creepy.
 
So if you are a true seer and your predictions during cricket games scarily come true, then don't just gloat about it to your friends, make money out of it! Airtel Cricket Bonanza allows cricket buffs to make predictions during the ongoing India Vs West Indies series. Not only can you predict and win on match days, but also participate in cricket trivia quizzes between August 3rd - September 3rd 2019.
 
Every day, 101 winners will be selected based on their score. The top prize on match days will be a brand new iPhone 8, while winners will get a Mi 43 inch TV on non-match days. Apart from that, 100 winners will get gift vouchers worth Rs 200 each day! 
 
Keep in mind that your points will get accumulated over the contest period, and if you score more than 1000, you will be eligible to participate in the Bumper Lucky Draw. At the end of the contest, 3 winners will get Gold vouchers worth Rs. 1 Lakh!
 
Who knew we live in a time where you get to make some serious money out of your bhavishya-predicting skills? Keep your crystal ball ready and start playing!

 
 
 
 
 

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Serving political interests in another person's illness is the lowest form of human value. A 70+ y old lady has cancer.

November 28, 2016 05:00 IST
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Serving political interests in another person's illness is the lowest form of human value. A 70+ y old lady has cancer.

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