1. Fall in love with our stalker
We have enough movies, from R... Rajkumar to Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania, where it has been shown, time and again, that if you stalk the girl enough, she will eventually fall in love with you. It's like you can slowly wear her down and she will give in to your advances. Excuse me, if that happens in real life, the only place I'm taking you to is the police station.
2. Nobody wakes up looking like perfection
I absolutely hate when girls in the movies wake up with hair and makeup that look like she's just come from the salon? How does that even happen? Have they never seen a woman just as she wakes up in the morning? It's not perfectly blow-dried hair and natural makeup; it's what I like to call, a mess!
3. Marry the person who kidnapped and, almost, killed you
The most disturbing thing about Badrinath Ki Dulhania was how Badri kidnaps Vaidehi and she's totally okay with it. In fact, she marries him in the end. Why? Why would you marry your kidnapper? It is downright crazy!
4. Have no career goals
In most mainstream masala movies, the female lead just exists. She has no career goals as such, even if she has a job. It's all about landing the guy and eventually being arm candy. So much for empowerment.
5. Wear tiny dresses in the snow
Which girl, I repeat, which girl can wear a barely there blouse and a chiffon saree in the Alps where the temperature is in single digits, sometimes even negative. Show me one such girl and I shall accept defeat (never)!
6. Assume that your love can change the boy
Real life rarely has Rahuls, Anjalis and Tinas. Chances are if you fall in love with a f*ckboy, you're going to get your heart broken. Forgive me if this sounds too brutal, but they're not changing for anybody, especially not for a girl.