We all know someone whose farts smell like death itself. Whether it is a loud explosion or a sneaky gas of torture, we all are genuinely taken aback by the nasty smell of flatulence. Sadly, sometimes, it is our own and we sink into a deep pool of embarrassment.
Wouldn't we give anything away to make these gaseous exchanges a little less repugnant? Congratulations, your wishes have been answered. Yes! A French manufacturer has come up with a brilliant solution to make your farts smell like flowers.
The fart pills
This might be the most bizarre yet useful invention of all times. A French manufacturer called Christian Poincheval claims to have finally found a cure to nasty smelling farts. Residing in the western French town of Gesvres, Poincheval claims that he can make your fart smell like a whiff of roses and delicious chocolates.
The guy even has a website of his own known as Lutin Malin which talks about how authentic (read natural) the pill is. It further focuses on the fact that it is a dietary supplement made out of completely natural ingredients.
The site further elaborates, “After much research with a laboratory and many many tests the Fart Pill finally saw the light of day. Since then, the number of press articles cannot be counted and numerous TV shows have invited their favourite inventor on a regular basis!”
Infact, there is a separate Q&A question segment on the website which addresses the queries of the customers. It says, “Absolutely, the Fart Pill is the result of lengthy research and trials and is on sale since 2007. Our fragrant variants also add a touch of humour for any occasion.”
The bottom line
While we obviously cannot vouch for the authenticity of the 65-year-old French manufacturer's claim, the website says that “our numerous returning customers are no doubt the best proof!”
The idea for the pills apparently came from a dinner with friends during which nobody could stop farting.