LAWS THAT YOU DIDN'T LEARN AT SCHOOL
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01. LORENZ'S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
 
Once  your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
 

 

02. ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
 
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
 
03. KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM:
 
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
 
04. CANNON'S KARMIC LAW:
 
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.
 
05 O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW:
 
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
 
06. BELL'S THEOREM:
 
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
 
07. RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
 
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
 
08. WILLOUGHBY'S LAW:
 
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
 
09. ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
 
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
 
10. BREDA'S RULE:
 
At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.
 
11. OWEN'S LAW:
 
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
 

 
 


 
 


 
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